Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Coccinella Legomatic, by Morgan Loomis


When Earthlings meet someone who was born and raised on another planet, we generally expect great technological thinking. This holds true for Morgan Loomis, who, until three years ago, lived on the Moon. And it wasn't just that he was living there, he's actually a Moonian. Or Mooninite. Or Moonch. Or whatever is it they call themselves up there. He's one of them. That's all you need to know.

Anyway, Morgan didn't want to completely dominate the contest, so he dumbed down and used some primitive Earth technologies to come up with Coccinella Legomatic, which is probably Moonian for "robot that will eat you from the inside out."

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